You know you've been on the internet too long when you think that the Writer's Block of the day was sponsored by the Do Something Awful Awards.

Day 1: After reading the xkcd strip for the day, I decide to google "higgs excitation". I end up at a site that asks me to download a codec. After shutting off all higher brain functions, I download the unsigned software and watch as my precious laptop is assaulted by some program named WinPC Defender. (Note: for the love of God, DO NOT DOWNLOAD ( Read more... )